Is Cannabis controlling us like a tricky parasitic being? I mean im not complaining just trying to play the observer role...

I think you need to take a break from smoking. :P

Fun fact: I have listened to two cannabis-plants having a philosophical human discussion: "Has this creature/human/cosmic crap evolved so much that it's now controlling us to improve its mind and securing its own existence by controlling our genes?" 😉

no, because we are but fucking its genetics and causing it to be unable to grow outside cuz its to thick/dence and the buds just rot and or mold.

No, i dont think so! People grow weed cause they just want of diffrent reasons, like some others grow or breed Tomatos. One big reason is hardcore capitalism with a lot of negative influence for the plant and its future. Without people weed would grow, Toxoplasmosis as a parasite need a host

The Plant doesn't benefit from that. Also, my Plants don't whisper "Burn me Creature" or something similar, but maybe I'm just deaf, who knows... I guess one could argue why nature has such a useful Plant or why it is so "compatible" to our species, but you went a bit shizo with your "cosmic entity" lul. No weed in space (yet?) 👻 And if they could talk...they would probably complain. 😸

Just use a tinfoil cap and you'll be okay