winsetanswered grow question 2mo ago 🥧💩 Seashell’s Shit Pie Recipe 💩🥧
Ingredients:
– 1 cup broken promises
– 2 tablespoons fake tough guy energy
– A pinch of keyboard warrior tears
– 500g pure unfiltered bullshit
– Optional: screenshots for extra spice 🔥
Instructions:
1. Preheat your ego to maximum denial.
2. Mix all ingredients in a cheap plastic bowl (or your mom’s basement, whichever is available).
3. Bake under internet pressure until meltdown forms.
4. Serve cold—goes well with blocked lists and deleted comments.
Serves: One troll (with leftovers for their burners)
Warning: May cause bans, public roastings, and severe loss of dignity.
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